Jokes

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?Because it died.Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?Because it was holding hands with the first monkeywhy did the third monkey fall out of the tree?because it thought they were playing a game!


A thief went to a house to rob it but was caught by the house wife that was very fatty,she sat on him and told her son to call 911 thief: please hurry!!